👁️ There are 123 people are viewing this product right now.

Santa Bitch Better Have My Cookies Ugly Christmas Sweater

Name: Santa Bitch Better Have My Cookies Ugly Christmas Sweater
SKU: IYS-SW-0003373
Availability: InStock

$39.99

🚚 Due to high demand, delivery takes 9–12 business days after shipment

Buy More Save More!

It’s time to give thanks for all the little things.

5% OFF 2 items get 5% OFF on cart total
10% OFF 3 items get 10% OFF on cart total
15% OFF 5 items get 15% OFF on cart total

Frequently Bought Together:

2025 Aaron Judge 99 Yankees Ugly Christmas Sweater

2025 Ain't No Laws When You Drink Bacardi With Claus Christmas Ugly Sweater

This item: Santa Bitch Better Have My Cookies Ugly Christmas Sweater$39.99
Select Options
2025 Aaron Judge 99 Yankees Ugly Christmas Sweater$39.99
Select Options
2025 Ain't No Laws When You Drink Bacardi With Claus Christmas Ugly Sweater$39.99
Select Options

Total Price: $119.97

You saved $0.00

Add All To Cart

SKU: IYS-SW-0003373 Category: Ugly Sweater Tags: 19112025, E70 Collection

The Santa Bitch Better Have My Cookies Ugly Christmas Sweater fuses holiday tradition with bold humor and cultural commentary. Featuring a stylish Santa and cheeky phrase, itâ€™s a playful nod to shifting norms, pop culture parody, and seasonal self-expression.

Santa Bitch Better Have My Cookies Ugly Christmas Sweater â€“ Santaâ€™s Sweet Demand with Streetwise Sass

This design reimagines Santa Claus with swaggerâ€”dark shades, confident stance, and a cookie in hand. It riffs on modern slang while challenging the sanitized image of Saint Nick, adding personality and edge to a figure often portrayed as overly tame.

The phrase â€œBitch Better Have My Cookiesâ€ echoes pop cultureâ€™s embrace of assertiveness and individuality. Itâ€™s a humorous twist that reflects changing attitudes toward authority, gender roles, and the power of playful rebellion in mainstream media.

Snowflakes, reindeer, and trees frame the bold graphic in traditional patterns, creating contrast between old-school motifs and contemporary voice. This sweater speaks to those who value wit, authenticity, and the freedom to remix holiday icons with unapologetic flair.

Shipping

We offer standard shipping within the United States. Currently, we do not offer international shipping.

Your order will be processed within 2-5 business days.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 9-10 business days

*Delivery times may vary based on destination and customs.

Return & refund

You are entitled to cancel Your Order within 7 days without giving any reason for doing so.

The deadline for cancelling an Order is 7 days from the date on which You received the Goods or on which a third party you have appointed, who is not the carrier, takes possession of the product delivered.

In order to exercise Your right of cancellation, You must inform Us of your decision by means of a clear statement. You can inform us of your decision by:

By email: info@inyoustore.com
By visiting this page on our website: https://inyoustore.com/contact

We will reimburse You no later than 14 days from the day on which We receive the returned Goods. We will use the same means of payment as You used for the Order, and You will not incur any fees for such reimbursement.

Pack the unused item(s) you would like to return in the original packaging. We will issue a return label for you to send us back your product with the address at :