I’ll Put You In The Trunk Ugly Sweater | Show Your Pride
This Christmas, ditch the boring “Holly Jolly” and embrace the holiday spirit that truly speaks to you—one that’s a little bit spicy, a lot sarcastic, and absolutely unforgettable. Introducing the I’ll Put You In The Trunk Ugly Sweater 2025 Christmas, the must-have apparel for anyone whose festive mood is best described as “joyfully menacing.”
Crafted for the 2025 holiday season, this sweater is a masterclass in dark humor. It features a classic, cozy red knit adorned with all the traditional trappings: rows of twinkling Christmas lights, delicate snowflakes, and festive geometric patterns. But the centerpiece, printed boldly for all to see, is the warning that gets the message across: “I’LL PUT YOU IN THE TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR YOU DON’T TEST ME!” It’s the perfect sarcastic statement piece to wear while sipping eggnog and quietly judging the other, less-interesting sweaters in the room.

This sweater isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s designed specifically for the person who navigates the holiday chaos with a wry smile and an internal monologue that’s… well, a little dark.














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