2026 Christmas Read Banned Books Drink Coffee Fight Evil Ugly Sweater | Make a Statement
For Christmas 2025, we present the ultimate uniform for the intellectual, the caffeinated, and the morally courageous. This 2026 Christmas Read Banned Books Drink Coffee Fight Evil Ugly Sweater captures the holiday spirit with its classic festive patterns—intricate snowflakes, charming reindeer, and traditional geometric borders—all presented in a striking teal, white, and red colorway.
But look closer. The centerpiece of this garment is a message, a mantra, a way of life: “Read Banned Books, Drink Coffee, Fight Evil.”
This powerful declaration is embodied by our festive and defiant skeleton, who proves that you can celebrate the holidays and stand for your principles at the same time. Donning a classic Santa hat, this scholarly skeleton clutches a stack of vital banned books and a steaming cup of coffee—the essential fuel for any righteous fight. It’s the perfect blend of sarcastic holiday humor and a serious commitment to intellectual freedom.

This sweater is a tribe’s calling card, an instant connection with like-minded individuals at any office party, family gathering, or holiday pub crawl.














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