2025 Christmas I Don’t Watch Crime Shows Ugly Sweater
$39.99
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This holiday season, move over ‘Holly Jolly’ and make room for ‘Forensic Files.’ The 2025 Christmas I Don’t Watch Crime Shows Ugly Sweater is the uniform for the armchair detective and the true crime aficionado. As Christmas 2025 approaches, this sweater perfectly captures the dark, sarcastic humor of anyone who unwinds with a good cold case.
I Don’t Watch Crime Shows Ugly Christmas Sweater | Ditch the Silent Nights
This sweater isn’t just an article of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for the dedicated true crime community. It’s for the person who has a favorite detective, knows way too much about forensics, and can spot a flawed alibi from a mile away. It perfectly blends the cozy, traditional aesthetic of a classic “ugly sweater”—complete with snowflakes and geometric patterns—with a punchline that is as dark as it is funny. The light blue and red color scheme keeps things festive, while the bold, vintage-style “I Don’t Watch Crime Shows For Enterainment I Watch It For New Ideas ” text delivers the joke with perfect deadpan humor.
This sweater is a testament to your unique (and slightly concerning) hobby. It’s an immediate ice-breaker and a way to find your fellow crime-show-obsessed friends in a crowded room.
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- 500 North Rainbow Blvd, Suite 300
- Las Vegas, Nevada, 89107
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